Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold
Hmm... I got lost in the woods one time. Came back out on some old mexicans place. Thought I'd ended up in Mexico or something.
The only time I have ever gotten lost in the woods is when I had to run from the cops at a field party. I was coked up, drunk, and had a shitty set of flip-flops on. I had to run through this haggard ass swamp and ended up getting leeches and all kinds of shit on my feet.

To top it all off, I had a full pack of cigs, but no fuckin lighter. It took me a little over an hour and a half to find my way back to the party, and due to all of the running and shit, I was completely sober.