if you count repeated breakings, i've broken my right fist well over 20-30times (atleast one bone broke each of those times, but it's usually more like 2-3) other then that, i haven't had any broken bones, i've gotten a fracture on my left forearm when falling out of the attic, and bruised/maybe broke my tailbone once...

i'm always getting cut/stabbed... if you count deep cuts/stabs alone, that's a broken beer bottle through the ball of my left foot,
swiss army blade all the way stabbed into my left leg (up near the thigh-area)
slit my wrist (not on purpose, tho it was from me being a dumb ass, let me just warn you now, don't punch a glass window when you're pissed)
had a tooth go all the way through my lip when i was like 5, i was playing on those concrete tables outside and it had just got done sprinkling rain everywhere, i slipped and my face came right down on the table part, not only knocking my tooth out, but also sending it straight through my lip, there's still a very noticeable scar left there from that..
then i was violently attacked by a cat, 100 stitches or so.
cleaning a cat fish, when skinning it (using pliers, because their skin is very hard to get off) the pliers slipped, sending the top thorn on the cat fish to go all the way through my hand (and yes it hurt as bad as it sounds)

there's plenty of others, those are just some of my more serious injuries... funniest part of it all is, i only went to the hosptial for the cat. otherwise i've just patched myself up, and saved myself the money of going to the doctor... why pay an E.R. hundreds of dollars to stitch my wrist closed when i can do it for less than 20 with butterfly stitches you buy at a grocery store? i've actually had to play doctor with myself so much by now, that i should have enough experience to become a real doctor..