none

I was spared likely due to the fact I have ingested so much calcium rich milk over my lifetime.

I locked the door on my hand as a 5 year old (hospitalized)

been hit on the side of the head with a very heavy metal chair

dropped heavy objects on my foot.

dove head first into the corner of a coffee table (I was bouncing on a sofa)
only stitches

MILK does a bone good I guess!