"My first shroom trip went something like this. A friend gave them to me at a party and I stuck them in my pocket and forgot about them. A few days later, I decide to give them a try. Now, I planned the rest of the day as if I was smoking weed, which I figure is ok. You wont be as crispy, but you'll stll be fine. So anyway, I take the shrooms and then go to get a hair cut. Im sitting there and the guy starts cutting my hair. I look at my watch and I start thinking, man this stuff sucks. And then I look in the mirror. A giant penis is cutting my hair. I say to myself "it's ok dave, there is not a giant penis cutting your hair. You are on drugs." But I freak out anyway and run home. So I'm running home and i think to myself damn, I've got to sober up quick. I look at my watch and it 3:45. So I go and jog around the block a few times. Still high. I go inside and take a cold shower. Still high. I listen to every cd in my music collection. I am still high. I finally decide to just sleep it off. I take a nap and wake up, still high. I look at my watch. It is now 3:46."
-Dave Chapelle