One of my friends is just like that but he also talks slow as hell with intermittent pauses between statements. He's like "Yea so the test was hard but....................................", I try and guess what he's going to say, "you did well?", and then he continues, "................no not exactly but..............". I mean he's a nice kid and all but I swear I feel like killing him when he does this.

It's not just because he's high, he's like that normally but it's even more frustrating when I'm stoned. Then on the cell phone it is 100x worse, especially when I'm trying to get some information quickly.

"Yo, I need directions to that malaysian restaurant we went to"
- "yea, it's over by....................."
"Monroe st?"
- "No, it's pretty close, it's right near that papa johns......................."
"OK........????"
- "It's................................close to................."
"CLOSE TO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER SPIT IT OUT"
- "It's right near that gas station........................Shell"
(By now I've slit my wrists from frustration and I couldn't give a shit what he has to say to me)

This is a really nice guy and smokes me out all the time, but because of this little idiosynchrosy I don't even feel like hanging out with him now days.

END VENT, I feel much better.