Hallucin....
Your real problem is going to be STANK.. You need to make sure you handle the oder.. it needs to be your main concern... that and temperature... you can do it.. but it will take filters, carbon scrubbers and great ventilation...

Lots of freaking stank

Fan tech makes a fan that is very very quiet and can cool down 30,000 watts.. it is a 2000CFM fan... I have used it and it is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

I believe it cost about 400-600 dollars... worth every penny...

As for the sound of the ballasts... you can get ballasts that make ZERO noise and give off zero heat... well very close to zero..
Ithink EURO SYSTEMS makes them... Each ballast runs 2 lights.. they come in 600 and 1000 watts.. Very soon they are going to release a ballast that can use either 1 or 2 lights..

Finally... i would really like to come over and film your grow
LOL ---serious

You to redneck... I'd love to film your grow too!!!!! I can go anywhere in the world.. I have refernces if you need them..

cheers

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