Fun Smoking Methods...?

[g unit boy]

Hi, I'm a new user and quite a heavy smoker - however I'm recently getting a bit bored with just spliffs, bongs, hookahs etc and was wondering if anyone knew some fun or unusual methods of smoking that they'd like to share?

To start things off here are a couple that I have done in the past that are pretty effective (and fun at parties):

1. The Chong Master X.

(btw - I don't know why we came up with this name - but it is a deadly technique and quite a challenge)

You need:

1. A long poster tube or similar (about 6-7 ft in length and 4 ins in diameter);

2. Duct tape;

3. Two hefty bifters (teh same size and consistency);

4. Human Guinea Pigs.

Method:

This is really quite simple - make two holes in the middle of of the tube, just big enough for the roaches of your spliffs, then make mouth peices at either end of the tube using the duct tape (so that when you put your mouth to the end of the tube it is air tight). Then place a spliff in either hole.

Now, one person goes at either end of the tube with their mouths to the mouth peices whilst someone else lights the spliffs. Both smokers enhale simultaneously filling up the tube (this takes a minute but gives you both a monster hit...). Once the tube is full you put your hands over the mouth peices and both exhale (your lungs will be full of smoke).

This is the fun part. Taking your hands off of the tube and putting your mouths back one person proceeds to give the other the BIGGEST BLOW BACK OF THEIR LIFE using the smoke filled tube (so this is not second hand smoke but one massive forced toke). Kudos to anyone who can take the lot - chances are it will destroy you.

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2. The Spinning Tazzy.

You will need.

1. A Spliff;

2. Some one with out back troubles.

Method.

One person sits on the floor with their head between their knees. As they bring their head up (to normal sitting) they inhale and as they go down they exhale (all of this with out the bifter). They do this with increasing intensity until they are close to hyperventilating then on their final head up they take a massive toke on the joint. They hold this in whilst someone else picks them up from behind and spins them round in a circle. Then exhale; you may fall down.

you will never see black people doing crazy ass bullshit like that