Fun Smoking Methods...?

[nobby steve]

Hi, I'm a new user and quite a heavy smoker - however I'm recently getting a bit bored with just spliffs, bongs, hookahs etc and was wondering if anyone knew some fun or unusual methods of smoking that they'd like to share?

To start things off here are a couple that I have done in the past that are pretty effective (and fun at parties):

1. The Chong Master X.

(btw - I don't know why we came up with this name - but it is a deadly technique and quite a challenge)

You need:

1. A long poster tube or similar (about 6-7 ft in length and 4 ins in diameter);

2. Duct tape;

3. Two hefty bifters (teh same size and consistency);

4. Human Guinea Pigs.

Method:

This is really quite simple - make two holes in the middle of of the tube, just big enough for the roaches of your spliffs, then make mouth peices at either end of the tube using the duct tape (so that when you put your mouth to the end of the tube it is air tight). Then place a spliff in either hole.

Now, one person goes at either end of the tube with their mouths to the mouth peices whilst someone else lights the spliffs. Both smokers enhale simultaneously filling up the tube (this takes a minute but gives you both a monster hit...). Once the tube is full you put your hands over the mouth peices and both exhale (your lungs will be full of smoke).

This is the fun part. Taking your hands off of the tube and putting your mouths back one person proceeds to give the other the BIGGEST BLOW BACK OF THEIR LIFE using the smoke filled tube (so this is not second hand smoke but one massive forced toke). Kudos to anyone who can take the lot - chances are it will destroy you.

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2. The Spinning Tazzy.

You will need.

1. A Spliff;

2. Some one with out back troubles.

Method.

One person sits on the floor with their head between their knees. As they bring their head up (to normal sitting) they inhale and as they go down they exhale (all of this with out the bifter). They do this with increasing intensity until they are close to hyperventilating then on their final head up they take a massive toke on the joint. They hold this in whilst someone else picks them up from behind and spins them round in a circle. Then exhale; you may fall down.

nobby steve Reviewed by nobby steve on 04-27-2006. Fun Smoking Methods...? Hi, I'm a new user and quite a heavy smoker - however I'm recently getting a bit bored with just spliffs, bongs, hookahs etc and was wondering if anyone knew some fun or unusual methods of smoking that they'd like to share? To start things off here are a couple that I have done in the past that are pretty effective (and fun at parties): 1. The Chong Master X. (btw - I don't know why we came up with this name - but it is a deadly technique and quite a challenge) You need: Rating: 5

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

wow dude did u guys really make up that first one? sounds fuckin tight as hell.

but that second one.. you do a bunch of pushups then you have one of friends throw you around? eh..

i have a similar one called:

Bash the toker

1. jay

2. blunt objects

Method:

Take a huge toke from the jay, whilst all of your friends beat the living shit out of you.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

wow dude did u guys really make up that first one? sounds fuckin tight as hell.

but that second one.. you do a bunch of pushups then you have one of friends throw you around? eh..

i have a similar one called:

Bash the toker

1. jay

2. blunt objects

Method:

Take a huge toke from the jay, whilst all of your friends beat the living shit out of you.

ahahhaha. You got great friends.... One of mine threw a pen in my eye the other day, hurt like hell

[Nochowderforyou]

I enjoy blowing smoke up a girls cunt and sucking the smoke from her ass.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I enjoy blowing smoke up a girls cunt and sucking the smoke from her ass.

wow, i would never do that. Lol, ewwwww. Why would you wanna inhale smoke thats been up someones ass?

[Nochowderforyou]

wow, i would never do that. Lol, ewwwww. Why would you wanna inhale smoke thats been up someones ass?

Gives the smoke a nutty flavour.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Gives the smoke a nutty flavour.

lmao, oh my shit... :stoned:

[Krogith]

http://www.waytoomany.com/vids/weed/weedmontage2.wmv My GF and i Put j's in mouth and blow at $$ eachother $$ ^

[show7stopper]

what you beath each other up while smoking... what the fuck is wrong with you

[da5mikeY]

wow that video just gave me an orgasm three times in a row