what's the first thing you do every morning?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

usually, i immediatly reatch for my cock, just to see if i got some morning wood, usually, morning wood goes away after you take a leek.

[CocaCola]

Reflect on my time asleep.

[OtterPop]

pull the pud, wipe off my chest and go to work


i live a simple life...

[SensiRide]

Straight into the kitchen to raid the cupboards

[Blowboy]

drinking coffee and smoking cigs

[welshkillabee]

Get up then go home

[cannabis campbell]

Have a piss

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Check what time it is...

[HiddenBeauty]

I feed my cats,put the kettle on,go to the toilet,make a cuppa and smoke a joint that was made the night before :smokin: :stoned:

[friendowl]

im gonna have to go with

say good morning to my morning wood