lol dog...I've got a snorkelling mask...will that do? How funny would I look walking about with a snorklling mask on...lol...I could use the breather thingy too....start a trend...

Shit, that's a really good idea for the tube actually as I'm only 5'2 and often end up having my nose right near someone's smelly armpit...wearing a snorkle would solve that problem...sorted!