Worst advice you ever got

[WaKeNvAp]

College? just get a job, you'll be alright, you're a smart fella

[skarz]

Worst Advice EVER: "Don't wear a condom, it takes away the fun, just pull out"

[Swizzy89304]

'Its OK babes, Ive just had a shower, you wont get poo on it'.

Bollocks.

[d00d989]

"of course you can get a blowjob from a girl with braces"

lies!

[del...]

"that AMC gremlin will be around for years and should you even need parts there'll be a parts store within a short drive or any AMC dealership..."

[benagain]

"It's ok man I'll be right back in a few mins with your weed" -some asshole that took my money when i was a kid

[SmokinStella]

"cutting carbs won't help you lose weight".....bullshit!

"you're a pretty girl, you can just smile and nod".....don't think so!

"don't smoke weed, stoners are lazy".....and again, bullshit!

[graph]

"Man, Members Only jackets will NEVER go out of style"

is about right up there with

"Don't worry, I'm just trying to help you"

which are both close to

"Come on, no one dies from concussions anymore. You don't need a doctor"

[GanjaBob]

"Dont worry, we wont get caught".....haha 3 weeks later Im in jail

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

"Weed is a gateway drug." (Well kinda, but I'm not a heroin addict or anything...)