First of all, Serial Mom fucking rocks!! lol

I think I've got a pretty morbid sense of humour, too.. when I read that, Islander, I had just woken up, i've got conjunctuvitis and possibly glaucoma, so I find it pretty hard to read the screen, plus I was high, so I didn't really read it properly.. I read it again just now and laughed my ass off lol sorry for the criticism ive got tons of stuff that i've written, some going back to when I was 13 lol I used to write short stories, poems, a few kinda "plays", and last year as a hobbie I started writing a novel, since i'd love to be a novelist when i'm older, I thought I might aswell start early lol.. I'd post some if you want, but it's not comedy or anything, it's pretty serious.. but hey, if u want i will lol
GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on . Just wrote this... Just wrote this, let me know what you think. It's a little bit long. FADE IN. INT. BRUCE/JIMā??S HOUSE - DAY BRUCE and JIM are sitting at a couch arguing, Bruce has trouble cracking a walnut with a nutcracker, so he grabs a hammer and smashes it open. BRUCE No way man, not someone that close to here. The last one was from only a couple blocks from here. JIM Bruce, come now, that means nothing. Tons of people live around here. They have nothing on us. BRUCE Rating: 5