dude, my mom is the same fucking way, i was making a bong, and i was using a regular pocket knife and i stuck my knife in it and started to push down on it, and the knife buckeld and and cut my index finger right on the nuckel so deeply that u could see my fucking bone, and so i went down stairs and i was like mom, i think i need stiched, so she sent me to my grandmas for a band aid, i was like screew this, i walked down to my adopted aunts and uncles and they were dumping poroxide and taping it up, and i ended up all of a sudden fealing like i was drunk, and i said to my aunt, jane, did u give me any alcohal, she said no why, i said, cause i feal hella fucking drunk and she slaped me for sayin fuck, but they band ainded it up and called up the local doctors house, and got his ass out of bed at like 12:00 am and drove to the clinc to sew me up
partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on . Glass in arm So I was dirtjumping on my bike and the place where I was at has glass chunks in the dirt from stupid kids breaking bottles. I bailed and my arm got all cut up, I thought it was just a normal cut so I kept biking for another hour or so. I get home have a shower wash my cuts and stuff and low and behold there a chunk of glass in my arm. I tried getting it out with tweasers but the end broke off so now theres like a centemetre and a half long piece of glass in my arm I cant get out. I dont know Rating: 5