Lol yeah i just found out about him the other day and now he is my favorite comedian
rastabill89 Reviewed by rastabill89 on . Mitch Hedberg OMG i am pretty high right now his shit is so HILARIOUS omg http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedburg At a stoplight, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, dude, where the fuck did you get that banana at? I saw a wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude â?? you have to wait!" I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in Rating: 5