To do this show, I had to take a physical. They asked me a bunch of medical questions. And they were, like, yes or no questions, but they were very strangely worded. Like, "Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?"

When we were on acid we would go into the woods; because when you were in the woods trippin' there was less likely a chance you'd run into an authority figure ... but we ran into a bear; that was even more of a buzz-kill. My friend Duayne was standing there raising his right hand swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder and said to me "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person."

...I miss Mitch Hedberg.
Loathsome Reviewed by Loathsome on . Mitch Hedberg OMG i am pretty high right now his shit is so HILARIOUS omg http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedburg At a stoplight, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, dude, where the fuck did you get that banana at? I saw a wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude â?? you have to wait!" I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in Rating: 5