If it makes you feel any better when I first smoked weed, I didn't know how to inhale. I sat there, watching everyone else, and figured it out by myself. Oh, yeah, and the first time someone passed me a bowl with a carborator, I was clueless. My friend was like, "Uhhh, Mary, you have to put your finger over the hole first." At least I looked like an idiot surrounded by friends. lol