Quote Originally Posted by CocaCola
I'm not trying to convince anyone not to listen to the album... do whatever the fuck you want... I'm telling you... it's retarded. Tool have never sounded so bad (Or bad at all, up until now.) and I don't like it. If you don't like my thread... then it's as simple as not reading it... and if you disagree with what I'm saying... then I could care less... good for you... tell me about it, I'd liek to hear. Wow, you still don't get it... What's the point of this thread? To see if you IDIOT Tool fans would get all huffy at me for stating my opinion. Whoops, did I insult you're new favorite album? Good, that was my intention because I think it sucked. And Stangle, I did have "depth" but you didn't understand what I was saying... clearly, I didn't make several long posts about nothing...

Did you miss this one?



This post explains my dislike for the album. It's far from unlistenable, as it blows shit out of most of the other crap that's out now but... Tool is one of those bands that just don't know when to stop and realize that their music is starting to suck... like Korn.
Agreed..

I love Tool's old songs, they used to be really good..

I downloaded some of the songs, honestly, they sounded like a couple of 13 year old's trying to make a Tool coverband.

The Pot sounds like the most retarded 6 minutes of sounds i've heard in my life, sounds like kids yelling out subliminal messages.

Don't even get me started on Right in Two, sounds like they tried mocking an ancient ritual or something, they just got someone to squeel and follow some stupid cheap drumbeat.

10,000 days the song itself sounds like what I can play when I'm stoned out of my mind and can't think of anything to play, incredibly sloppy and dull, the singer sounded like he was shoving his scrotum up his ass...

I used to be a Tool fan, but this album made the Goonies album look good(if there even was one).
Maui Wowie Reviewed by Maui Wowie on . The new Tool album is a joke. Please, the band doesn't want you to support this album... download it and hear it for yourself. Listen to the grand scheme... It's literally a joke, isn't it? I mean, it sounds like it... it's abysmal. Especially for a Tool album, it's REALLY bad. And Vicarious sounds like Schism reversed... gay. If you buy this album, you're not Tool fan... you're a Tool fan boy, and the band doesn't like you. The best part of the album is the mantra chanted during Intension and that's the only part Rating: 5