The new Tool album is a joke.

[VoidLivesOn]

Heres a flame.TOOL sucks.

VoidLivesOn Reviewed by VoidLivesOn on 04-25-2006. The new Tool album is a joke. Please, the band doesn't want you to support this album... download it and hear it for yourself. Listen to the grand scheme... It's literally a joke, isn't it? I mean, it sounds like it... it's abysmal. Especially for a Tool album, it's REALLY bad. And Vicarious sounds like Schism reversed... gay. If you buy this album, you're not Tool fan... you're a Tool fan boy, and the band doesn't like you. The best part of the album is the mantra chanted during Intension and that's the only part Rating: 5

[Euphoric]

Heres a flame.TOOL sucks.

why do u say that? it's easy to sit back in a recliner all day eating potato chips covered in filth and garbage then say the music you hear sucks.

Hahah

Theyre visionaries and theyre also fcking rich. And they can actually play instruments, so dont hate.

I am a musician and i really am amazed by the complexity of these songs. My musician friends say that tool has truly demonstrated that they have mastered their art.

[CocaCola]

LOL, nah uh. Over complexified. Tool can't handle such things... they were better when they were REAL.

[CocaCola]

Why must people delve so DEEP into music and the bands info. Know all the shit about them, who thier mom is, what they did in 4th grade. Just fucking listen to the music you like. Simple

I agree... but it needs to picked apart so that people can "get" the joke, so to speak.

[hutch b tokin]

The new Pearl Jam album is jammin.

[CocaCola]

I am really disappointed in all of you. You are tearing Tool apart for no reason. Bottomline: They have released nothing yet, nothing. Fuck everything said about this album, press releases, reviews, etc. They have released nothing. A lot of you are already saying how this is mediocre, etc. They have released nothing. We have absolutely no idea what is going to get released when you really think about it. This IS TOOL we are talking about. I seriously can't believe that some of you who claim to be huge Tool fans are actually worried about being let down. THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING TOOL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, YOU BITCHES.

Don't you get it?


There is something going on, and it is going to be EPIC. I don't care for those of who, who seriously think this leak is it. I think that is pathetic, and I don't really know what the fuck you guys are thinking. THIS IS FUCKING TOOL!!

We will not be let down. Chill the fuck out. It WILL BE EPIC. This leak was intentional.

I can't wait to get flamed by the bullshit losers who claim that this is it and that you are disappointed. I seriously feel sorry for you, and will expect an apology. It might not be until the 16th or 6/6/06, but I expect an apology.

Shit, for that matter, you should all write the band and tell them how you all were talking shit about them, and how you fell for their trap, and how sorry you are for trash talking them. And be sure to tell them how much you love their new work when you actually finally hear it.

You all are seriously fucking pathetic.

Oh, and another thing. To everyone flaming Anothertediousjaunt. Quite. He use to be just like you. He would tear me apart for saying that there was more coming. But he too knew that something was off, and eventually came around. Now look at him. He is convinced. As you all should be. THIS IS FUCKING TOOL.

^Tool fan-boy, but he's got the right idea in mind.

[beachguy in thongs]

I've only heard the new song. I can't remember it, though.

10, 000 days by Tool. It may just be there best album to date, and that is a scary thought considering how frightfully good Lateralus was.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

i once said TOOL were total shit, until i came across the lazeraus album at my local Library, i had to renew my card as it was the first time i got something from their in over 5 years. but its an ok album, not something id buy but its a good album to chill out too.

havent heard their new stuff.
but now i think tool are an alright band even though im into more heavier shit.

[aeonblue11]

I am going to agree that it is certainly not as good as Lateralus, Aenima, or Undertow. But I do disagree with you that it sucks. I was very disappointed at first as well, and I know they are capable of MUCH better. But I did listen to it more, and I have developed some level of appreciation for it. Vicarious does not sound anything like schism except for the intro. Jambi is one of my favorite Tool songs now. Intension is really mellow and like Disposition. Right in Two is probably the best song on the album with Jambi right behind it.

I am not a Tool fanboy, but even if this is their worst album ever. It's still Tool, which means that its STILL a hell of alot better than alot of other crap out there.

[CocaCola]

Listen to the composition of the album and it's songs... it's like they just pulled it out of their gaping asshole. And I ignore the stupid crap... why even bother with it? Why does it need to grow on you before you start to like it... what a shitty way to "appreciate" music... and yet almost everyone does it. Another set of songs to add to your playlist and play in the background when you're chatting it up with e-friends. Ugh... what a shitty way to listen to music... no wonder no one can hear that Tool's new album sucks. I doubt most of you even really listen to the music and how it's put together... all you hear is a song with a title...