Fight

[GratefulDead4ever]

This may sound dumb but my class had an argument over this question if a Bear and a guerrila where found in nature together if you put them say both in a cage who would win if they got in a fight lets say its one of the strongest bears and one of a strong guerrila sorry i dont know all the differnet types but say black bear and a strong guerrila who do you think would win i think that the guerrila would i just want to know who you guys think would win and also if you have heard this question before tell me bout it cause in my class some kids got in a fight over it and got kicked out of class and suspended over this question

GratefulDead4ever Reviewed by GratefulDead4ever on 04-23-2006. Fight This may sound dumb but my class had an argument over this question if a Bear and a guerrila where found in nature together if you put them say both in a cage who would win if they got in a fight lets say its one of the strongest bears and one of a strong guerrila sorry i dont know all the differnet types but say black bear and a strong guerrila who do you think would win i think that the guerrila would i just want to know who you guys think would win and also if you have heard this question Rating: 5

[BongSmokityDuo]

I think a gorilla would whip a black bear, but a grizzly or polar bear would be a different story.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I'd bet on the Polar Bear:

Physical Characteristics
Polar bears are the largest living land carnivore, with males reaching a weight of up to 650 kg (1,433 lbs.) and a length up to nearly 3 m (9.9 ft). Females are smaller, weighing up to 250 kg (551 lbs.) and reaching a length of 2.5 m (8.2 ft). The largest polar bear ever recorded weighed 1,002 kg (2,209 lbs.) and measured 3.7 m (12 ft) in length.
http://www.zoocheck.com/programs/wil...en/facts.shtml

These are the stats for the Gorilla:

Height: malesâ??5.6 to 6 feet (1.7 to 1.8 meters); femalesâ??up to 5 feet (1.5 meters)
Weight: malesâ??300 to 500 pounds (136 to 227 kilograms); femalesâ??150 to 200 pounds (68 to 91 kilograms)
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-gorilla.html

[GratefulDead4ever]

idk lets say it was any guerrilla cept king kong cause that guerrilla would own

[Powder Puff]

wtf?! Why the weird Q?! Are you stoned?

[GratefulDead4ever]

But could the largest polar bear fight or did it just sit in its igloo lol

[BongSmokityDuo]

true, the polar bear would have lots of fat to stay warm. a five hundred pound gorilla could probably snap a polar bears neck if it got lucky

[Breukelen advocaat]

idk lets say it was any guerrilla cept king kong cause that guerrilla would own

MAD magazine did a comic a long time ago with kids reading about "guerilla attacks" in the paper and picturing "gorillas" with army uniforms and guns.

A Gorilla is not a guerilla, lol

guerrilla
A noun
1 guerrilla, guerilla, irregular, insurgent

a member of an irregular armed force that fights a stronger force by sabotage and harassment
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Getting back to the original question, I think that a polar bear would rip a gorilla to shreads with it's teeth and claws, and then eat it.

[GratefulDead4ever]

i just no guerrillas got that protective armor n bears got good claws it would be a fucking awesome fight to watch

[GratefulDead4ever]

lol i should have realized my spelling errors sorry bout that