I find it therapeutic to just write angry psychotic stuff on my myspace profile, then hit on girls. They see my comments and think, "oh, how sweet." Then they move on to see my profile and think, "that's not very sweet!" I don't understand why, but girls seem so snotty and critical when you meet em on the internet. They are so much more open minded when you meet em on the public transit or something. Hell, sometimes they literally throw themselves at me. The trains negative acceleration does sometimes catch me offguard but it seems to have a much higher consistancy on the young female population.