Fuck karma. Fuck it in it's non-existent ass.

Anger, however, is very real and very beautiful. To see a man lose his temper is to see him at his limits. It's like one of those flowers that only opens up once in a while, and has strange made-up colors inside.

And to be on the recieving end of fury! A bonding experience like no other! See the man rampaging to and fro before you! You are what has done this to him! Look at what you've made of him!

If I do, in fact, die, I'd like to be murdered by my fiercest enemy. And let him feast on my organs, he earned them!
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I Rating: 5