George W. and Humour

[Starchild]

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

They do?

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

Would that be the opposite of succeeding?

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

Really I cannot sit in office and look at porn on the city's computer?

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

Our president is psychic..Wait..That is not Christian..Perhaps an investigation is in order.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- George W. Bush

As oppossed to what?

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

So let us add grammar lessons to the Presidents' "To Do List"

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

Please remind me where NATO is again?

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

Uhhh...okay...

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

Impurities=pollution..Perhaps that is why George W. rapes our land.

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

Whew..Sea World is relieved..

Starchild Reviewed by Starchild on 04-23-2006. George W. and Humour They do? Would that be the opposite of succeeding? Really I cannot sit in office and look at porn on the city's computer? Rating: 5

[yoda]

whew, sea world is releived....fucking hilarious

anybody else used to watch that show thats my bush?

[xblackdogx]

He supports NASA because:
They want to control earth by having weapons in space, with precision to hit exact places using GPS and whatnot. -Project For The New American Century

[benagain]

I still want to get one of those dumbass bush quotes of the day calendars. Just wake up and laugh each day.

[Oneironaut]

I can see how it might be funny to a foreigner, but actually living under that man's power...it's terrifying.

[LIP]

Bush is the dummest person to live, and they say weed makes you dumb... Fuck me sideways and throw me in a ditch, i dont beleive it!

[graph]

whew, sea world is releived....fucking hilarious

anybody else used to watch that show thats my bush?

hahah yeah... that show was great, and really showed the idiocy that is the white house.

Still, I find it funny that people still think that Bush runs america. He's a figure-head, like Little Debbie. Although, I think Little Debbie actually graduated elementary school.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

George W. and Humour

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