"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
They do?


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
Would that be the opposite of succeeding?

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush
Really I cannot sit in office and look at porn on the city's computer?

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush
Our president is psychic..Wait..That is not Christian..Perhaps an investigation is in order.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- George W. Bush
As oppossed to what?

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
So let us add grammar lessons to the Presidents' "To Do List"

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
Please remind me where NATO is again?

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush
Uhhh...okay...

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush
Impurities=pollution..Perhaps that is why George W. rapes our land.

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
Whew..Sea World is relieved..
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