How to raise money to buy your girlfriend a present.

Step 1. Put on wig, then tight fitting shorts, cut the legs of the shorts about 2 inches below the level your sack hangs at. Find a glittery shirt, something tight fitting, but will reflect alot of light and get alot of 'attention'.

Step 2. Go to the nearest half way house, where they house people that just got out of prison, that aren't quite ready for society yet, but dont' need the security prison offers. Make an announcment you are there to blow anyone for $5.

Step 3. Remember to swallow, prisoners hate mess....


or... next time you could just learn to be a bit more conservative with your money and plan ahead...