HELP WITH PRESENTS AND NO MONEYYY

[Nochowderforyou]

give a good punch in the mouth, then tell that bitch that birthdays are for little kids, and her make-up looks like shit

I like that one. :thumbsup:

You should just kill her.

[NightProwler]

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???

dude... that is horrible.....

[Skink]

pick some spring flowers somewhere and buy a nice card... The tell her that you love her when you give it to her,then smoke a joint and take her for an ice cream cone... if you don't get a bj,,, she doesn't like you,,,dump the biatch...

[mulltie]

pick some spring flowers somewhere and buy a nice card... The tell her that you love her when you give it to her,then smoke a joint and take her for an ice cream cone... if you don't get a bj,,, she doesn't like you,,,dump the biatch...

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[geonagual]

You should break up with her the day before her birthday and make sure it is her fault and the day after her birthday get back with her and say you forgive her. Wala. It will work i am sure. LOL

[slipknotpsycho]

i got a better one, tell her, her present is deep inside your tube steak and if she wants to get it by her birthday she better get to syphoning...