I'm really bored so just for fun heres my rebuttal to the mans rebuttal

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
-good luck finding someone:
younger(inexperienced)
prettier(a prettier face does not a good dick sucker make)
dirtier(like I said, good luck)

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
-I prefer to give than to recieve anyway, but since I usually end up in a pattern something like, (suck-fuck-suck) I know what I taste like and it aint bad.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
-no

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
-but I LIKE it if you pull my hair. Leave my ears alone thats weird.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
-if you left out all that stuff about me bitching and moaning and you just said something like "on your knees bitch" that might work better.

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
-i do

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
-i think I already addressed this one.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
-thats true

9. Play with the balls.
-lick, suck, fondle

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
-no you have not

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
-ok

12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
-if I get alot of exersize fucking you and suckin your dick over the years I wont get fat

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
-or i could just spit it on you
poorprincess Reviewed by poorprincess on . Proper Blowjob Etiquitte Proper Blowjob Etiquitte Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you Rating: 5