that stuff doesn't apply to everyone.
My female perspective:

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
-but I like doing it

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
-I dont worry about if he's greatfull or not, I know he is.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
-i do lots of stuff they dont do in the porn video so I dont have to worry about him asking for anything special. (sometimes he does and I dont really mind)

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
-no I dont have to swallow, in fact if you bitch about it I'll spit it back on you and let you get your own damn towel.

5. My ears are NOT handles.
-but my hair is

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
-no gag reflex, not anorexic. And I like that forcefull shit.

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
-that has never happend but if it did I would agree with this rule.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head we're bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
-it does piss me off that men think that since we cant fuck them we have to blow them during our monthly. I dont HAVE to. I might though cuz I get horny...

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
-I sort of believe that blue balls stuff since every guy I ever talked to about sex told me it was absolutely true. But I do not believe it can happen in like three days.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
-i'll make it better.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
-some times I WANT to be left alone when I'm done with you. I kind of enjoy that used feeling.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
-Agreed.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
-actually it has more than just protien. It's got some vitamins in it too. Actually it's less healthy for him to cum than it is for you to swallow because he's giving up those vitamins.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
-but porn is ok as long as I like it too.

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
-i dont mind being bragged about. But since I'm providing this wonderfull thing for you, maybe you shouldn't complain when I dont do it all the time.

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
-less I feel like it cuz it's fun and it puts you in a good mood.
poorprincess Reviewed by poorprincess on . Proper Blowjob Etiquitte Proper Blowjob Etiquitte Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you Rating: 5