Yeah thats why I havent eaten eggs in 7 years! That and the fact that I'm allergic.
apsinthion Reviewed by apsinthion on . A short story... About half an hour ago I smoke a joint, finished it, then did a shottie. I'm pretty high. After being paranoid of someone trying to break into my house I decided I was hungry. Pretty damn hungry, actually. After a long and perilous adventure, on which I overcame many obstacles and bravely smote anything that was looking for a good smoting, I made it to the kitchen. I was feeling fussy, and the only thing in the kitchen that appealed to me was some fried eggs. I heated up the frying pan, and Rating: 5