I think I read somewhere in a newspaper about Chuck Norris...

"He's sweet ....his sweat is sweet..his asshole tastes like apple cider...."
Looker Reviewed by Looker on . Chuck Norris Facts In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Rating: 5