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[Lightitup44]

Just make sure you still have your weed and pipe or whatever.

-peace

[hazeman88]

WOOOOO he's a true stoner.

[Kramerica]

In my apartment complex I think Im the guy that makes people paranoid. Sometimes I creep outside to my car late at night to smoke, or lurk around the darkness near the stairs. Sometimes when someone calls on the phone and weed is being discussed, I take a walk outside to be alone, but I usually end up behind other peoples buildings.

[mrdevious]

I recently heard of this new service for just such an occasion. I believe their number is *checks my phonebook*.... 911.

[4252]

Sounds like the guy was looking for a convenient unlocked apartment to steal things from.

Once in a lifetime thing: Years ago, I had a graphic arts business, and lived in an apartment on the 2nd floor. I often worked late; 3:00 - 4:00 am. Usually had the lights out, except for my studio. One night I heard a noise in the parking lot, and looked out, just out of curiosity. A guy was going from car to car, checking the doors. I was in a darkened room, windows opened (summer). On an impulse I took an automatic I kept in my desk drawer, snapped back the slide as loudly as I could, and for the first and only time in my life, actually yelled "FREEZE"! And that's just what he did. Then I couldn't think of what I should do next. I'm safe and sound in this upper floor window, and hadn't even bothered to put the clip in the gun. I wasn't going to go down there, worst case scenario would be I'd actually have to shoot the guy if he came at me. I had some cuffs; probably couldn't have located them if my life depended on it. The poor slob stood there for about 4 or 5 minutes with his hands in the air. Range was about 20 feet, I think he could tell how close I was from the sounds I'd made, and probably figured I could pick him off easily. After a few minutes of embarassing silence, he finally took off for the nearest shadows. I always laugh when I think about this one, and would like to meet up with the clown some day to find out what was going through his mind when he finally got up the guts to run for it. If he pissed his pants, he probably wouldn't admit it, though.

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[Etrain]

"It wouldnt matter if it was a nun looking for a lost child, crack,bam,smack,cry for help,tears,blood,satisfaction...thats how it goes. If I was hallucinating I would have seriously fucked up that garden. could have been someone you know trying to see if you were awake that late. but you were probably tripping. kinda shit happend to me on shrooms."

Lmfao. That shit is great. (42, that's a funny story)

[Stedric]

Pretty freaky yeah I've never actually seen someone trying to get into my house but when I toke up I get paranoid as fuck about it (and most other things).

[4252]

Thanks Etrain; it was a good wake up call too, I always made sure the car and apartment were locked up tight after that.

By the way The Rape of the A*P*E* is pretty good so far, I've read about half. Sherman's remarkably sharp; deceptively simple until you start thinking through what he's saying. I really appreciate your recommending the book.

42

[Etrain]

Yes, it's a wonderful read. I'm going to go read a bit right now, : ).