Do you believe in God and Satan?

[Oneironaut]

No, but I bet Jesus would make a hell of a communist...

Not really. We reds don't much care for Jesus' teachings, as they are quite incompatible with the idea of staging an anti-capitalist revolution and overthrowing the exploiters of the working class.

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;