Letters to God

[PureEvil760]

This came in my email..

1. Dear God,

please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.

There is nothing good in there now.

Amanda



2. Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.

I never asked for anything before.

You can look it up.

Joyce



3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to
come
apart.

I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet



4. Dear God,

is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in
the
house?

Anita



5. Dear God,

I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole
world.

There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Nancy



6. Dear God,

I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.

You really made up some good ones.

I like walking on water, too.

Glenn



7. Dear God,

my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.

How far back do you go?

Love, Dennis



8. Dear God,

do you draw the lines around the countries?

If you don't, who does?

Nathan



9. Dear God,

did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma



10. Dear God,

how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any
now?

Billy



11. Dear God,

maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had
their
own rooms.

It works out OK with me and my brother.

Larry



12. Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.

What's up? Don't forget.

Mark



13. Dear God,

my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound
right.

What do you say?

Marsha



14. Dear God,

is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the
business?

Donny



15. Dear God,

it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place.

Why can't you do that with the moon?

Jeff



16. Dear God,

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made
on
Tuesday night.

That was really cool.

Thomas


via Diane David

PureEvil760 Reviewed by PureEvil760 on 04-21-2006. Letters to God This came in my email.. 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda Rating: 5

[poorprincess]

Marshmallow

[geonagual]

My favorite was:
8. Dear God,

do you draw the lines around the countries?

If you don't, who does?

Nathan . LOL

[F L E S H]

golf words.... lol

[PureEvil760]

FUCK IM GOLFIN WHERED MY FUCKING GOD DAMN BITCHASS PUSSING WANKING BALL GO..oh its over there

[Funkamander]

CLEAN MY BALLS BITCH!