Here's a question:

Why would you think it's a good idea to smoke weed in the open at a public park, on a freaking *stage*?

You do know what a *stage* is, don't you? Well, since you obviously don't, here is its purpose: to make you and your actions more visible to others around you. Normally, it's intended for music performances, speeches and plays. But, in your case, you used it to show everyone around that you were smoking weed.

Good job. Hope you like having that on your criminal record. BTW, all drug crimes are recorded on the FBI database indefinitely.