How to Stump a Stoner

[jimbroker]

What is your favorite "stump a stoner" joke?


Some of mine:

How do you stump a stoner ?

a) ask "What were we talking about last ?"

b) ask "Where did you put your stash ?"

jimbroker Reviewed by jimbroker on 04-20-2006. How to Stump a Stoner What is your favorite "stump a stoner" joke? Some of mine: How do you stump a stoner ? a) ask "What were we talking about last ?" :confused: b) ask "Where did you put your stash ?" :confused: Rating: 5

[geonagual]

"Where are your keys"

"What did you have for dinner last night?"

[Fabolous]

"Got any Food?"
"Wtf are we watching?"
"Huh what?"

[mrdevious]

So basically we can go all night listing things people could have recently done.... yeah it gets old pretty quick.

[paperlunatic]

"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck marijuana?"

[LittLeWinG]

penis

[are you kind]

hey man is that the garage we parked in?
dude what color is your car again?
are you sure we're in the right garage?

[GHoSToKeR]

"what's infinity?"

that question fucked me up.

[MaRiAh]

first person: did you hear that?
stoner: No...
first person: neither did i

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

"Who has the lighter??"

"Whose turn is it...?"