How to Stump a Stoner

[JunkYard]

What are you thinking?

I've been asked that a hundred times, and I can NEVER remember on the spot like that, lol!

[MaRiAh]

Cop pulls over a stoner and the stoner says " Sorry Officer, I didn't realize I was speeding". To which the Cop replies "Speeding?" "You were going 15 miles per hour!"

lmao thats a good one :P

[poorprincess]

"sorry we have no food"

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"just kidding"

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"I think"

[Kid Dynamite]

flick your chin towards someone repeatedly, then refuse to tell them what it means. Then when they do it back to you, fly into a mad rage and try to attack them. Works better with someone to hold you back.

or pretend to catch invisible birds as they fly by.

[zephyrinne]

"What do we want to eat?" "What are we going to order?"


Those are the 2 biggest questions asked in my circle of friends. It's all about food when we get baked. We'll either order shit or make a trip to McDonalds.. half the time getting our stuff for free (ordered or McD's).. Most of us worked at a movie theater at one point and we have LOADS of free passes. We trade those for food.. each being worth $7.50. Awesomeness.