dumb stuff you've done while stoned

[horror business]

OMG, this is the first time I've gotten high while reading this type of topic. Usually I read Q and A forums. Right now I'm blazed, and reading all of these stories. Man they are so fucking stupid and hilarious. I mean, I read some of my posts, and realized how stupid it sounded, and how I put too many commas in my sentences. But anyway, this is a great thread, I mean some of the shit doesn't make sense, but it does, it's just stupid, and you can tell who's high by what they're writing, at least you can tell when you yourself are high.

[Pride]

I got some pretty great stories.
I'll start with when I was eating Korean food and decided to joke around and say to my friend
"dude.... I'm a Korean!" and tried to speak what little Korean I knew but realized I didn't know enough, but then I realized that Koreans and Japanese are friendly with each other (less racism these days at least) and I knew enough Japanese and decided:
"Dude, wait... I'm a Japanese with a TASTE for Korean!" and started talking random Japanese.
My friend was getting annoyed and wanted me to stop, and I had another strange idea cause I was getting so into the asian transformation that I nearly thought I was Japanese with a taste for Korean.
I would chant Hebrew to myself. I sang the WHOLE kiddush to myself and cured myself of asian transformation and was jewish again.

I then concluded that holy words from the torah is what cured me, therefore religion was real. LOL!

[Its a Plant]

lol this just happened to me and I thought it was pretty funny.
I was walking down the stairs and heard this sound that I thought was a cricket.
I went back upstairs and listened, then heard nothing.
I said fuck it and started frolicking down the stairs and noticed my sandals were making that sound.
haha that had me freaked out crickets are SO annoying.

[Funkamander]

^ I like you for wearing sandals. Now that you brought them up, I realize I am SO a sandal guy.

So, like, thanks for that.



I'm gonna buy some sandals!

[Funkamander]

HA!

Sandal!

Sandal sandal sandel!

It lost all meaning! SANDAL!