One time my friend and I got really baked. So we decided to make a pizza. We made it. We did not burn it. Then we decided to sneak out and walk around his neighborhood holding and eating an entire pizza. We dropped it like 5 times but still kept eating it. It was damn good too.

Another time we were at my house high on weed and shrooms. I was walking over to my bathroom and he got the lighter and lit my ass on fire!!! I kept smacking it like it was **insert something that should be smacked** and then i found out he lit my ass on fire. I was so pissed but it was hilarious.