One time my friend and I got really baked. So we decided to make a pizza. We made it. We did not burn it. Then we decided to sneak out and walk around his neighborhood holding and eating an entire pizza. We dropped it like 5 times but still kept eating it. It was damn good too.

Another time we were at my house high on weed and shrooms. I was walking over to my bathroom and he got the lighter and lit my ass on fire!!! I kept smacking it like it was **insert something that should be smacked** and then i found out he lit my ass on fire. I was so pissed but it was hilarious.
halo Reviewed by halo on . dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5