Got REALLY high on weed and bars, went into my living room and layed on the floor observing the marble tile and all the little designs. They were moving around like lava and stuff and it was cool. So i lay there for an hour, and i even imagine going on a journy through a lava tunnel or something, its hard to explain. So my mom walks in and is like what are you doing. and im like, just looking at the lava and shes like wut and i was like oh the tile. : ]. wow.


One time my friends and i got really stoned and decided to play xbox and make egos. so to be more "efficient" in making the egos, i bring the toaster to my room and start toasting lots of egos. a few minutes later the fire alarm goes off and we ignore it for a while, then we realize oh shit it will wake up my parents and we are laughing while waving towels n shit right at the alarm. hahaha. next mornign we were like fuck dood we coulda been caught.