i've done a lot of things like making mac and cheese and then noticing i forgot the put the cheese in after i finished. or making cereal and forgetting the milk.

one time i had a party at my house and my friend who was blazed as hell threw a flaming stick from the bonfire into all these dead bushes and then put them out with my garden hose because he wanted to practice for being a fire man...then at the end of the night i had to reel in the hose and i was blazed out of my mind so it took me almost a hour to reel the hose in from about 15ft away