if people call the house to leave a messge i always write notes that nobody understands.... like an example the dentist called to give me an appointment monday at two and the note i wrote said this:

Penn MON !!!!!!
and somehow i knew exactly what that meant when i was no longer stoned
krauser Reviewed by krauser on . dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5