I got some pretty great stories.
I'll start with when I was eating Korean food and decided to joke around and say to my friend
"dude.... I'm a Korean!" and tried to speak what little Korean I knew but realized I didn't know enough, but then I realized that Koreans and Japanese are friendly with each other (less racism these days at least) and I knew enough Japanese and decided:
"Dude, wait... I'm a Japanese with a TASTE for Korean!" and started talking random Japanese.
My friend was getting annoyed and wanted me to stop, and I had another strange idea cause I was getting so into the asian transformation that I nearly thought I was Japanese with a taste for Korean.
I would chant Hebrew to myself. I sang the WHOLE kiddush to myself and cured myself of asian transformation and was jewish again.

I then concluded that holy words from the torah is what cured me, therefore religion was real. LOL!