What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up.

Some personal examples come to mind:

Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food.

Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You."

In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while high and was paranoid about them seeing my bloodshot eyes, so I just shut my eyes while I talked to them and kept saying "I can't really talk now, I'm runnig back home to go to bed." They asked, "Why are you talking to us with your eyes closed?" To which I replied, "I'm THAT tired."

More will come to mind I'm sure. Share your stories; these kinds of stories are funny as hell.
WannaSmokePot Reviewed by WannaSmokePot on . dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5