dumb stuff you've done while stoned

[smokin dope]

i do alot of stupid shit when im stoned, it just comes with the dank!!

smokin dope Reviewed by smokin dope on 05-07-2006. dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5

[hempomatic]

got me a glass of water and put the ice in the fridge
fell down when i tried to stand up w
walked into a convience store baked as hell and there was a few cops in there, had to act norm but then started laughing my arse off and slipping and falling and my small weed bag about fell out of my jacket slipped it back in in a split second

[Hollandica]

Smashed a fully functional ipod mini to bits. I had the best laugh ever

[MacWQ33]

Speaking of Taco Bell....one day me and my friend went there after a blunt, ordered a couple things and some drinks....pulled up, paid and drove off without the drinks lol. The very next day we smoked and went again, and this time after paying, we were talking and my buddy just drove away, and it took us a few seconds to realize we forgot the food and drinks!!

Another time...(this was a very stupid idea, and we werent high yet lol) Meand my friend smoked in school (lol I mean IN SCHOOL) at the bottom of a stairway out of a bottle bong (some skunk too lol). Well the whole hallway we were in was fishbowled, and we walked up the stairs (3 flights) and mad people are were just standing like "Wow you I wonder what you guys were doing down there!!" So this led to the most paranoid state I have ever been in, but luckily, no security, teachers or deans found out !!! (I still cant believe we did that hahahah)

[MacWQ33]

^^^PS......During the "in school" incident, the friend I was with was the #1 high school running back in the state (MA) at the time, so he was like the most popular kid in our school, which kind of made it even stupider considering the circumstances....lol....I'm sitting here crying in laughter after thinking back...

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

my parents were home while i was fairly stoned... I am 16 by the way and this happend only like a day ago... I thought my dick kept coming out of my underwear, so i kept adjusting the damn thing while staring at these 3 skate boarders who may of been a lil older then me. I then checked to see if my dad was home... which he was.... I fucking went to one of those portable classrooms and slept on the fucking ramp outside.

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

it was pretty gay too because this was only yesterday in florida.. so it was really hot,.

[halo]

One time my friend and I got really baked. So we decided to make a pizza. We made it. We did not burn it. Then we decided to sneak out and walk around his neighborhood holding and eating an entire pizza. We dropped it like 5 times but still kept eating it. It was damn good too.

Another time we were at my house high on weed and shrooms. I was walking over to my bathroom and he got the lighter and lit my ass on fire!!! I kept smacking it like it was **insert something that should be smacked** and then i found out he lit my ass on fire. I was so pissed but it was hilarious.

[DusanTafari]

I was smoking in the garage with my friends Bill, and my dad comes up the drive way, so I book it inside, then he asks me what me and bill where doing in the garage and I said I was showing him my baseball bats....... I live in Canada and it was winter and I dont even own a baseball bat.

[kush07]

Another time I was at friends house and we needed to refill the bong and put fresh ice in it. I went into the kitchen and poured a glass of water and put ice in it and put the bong in the cabinet where i got the glass from. Went into the garage and he said, "WTF, wheres the bong?" Hilarity insued.

Happy Toking :rasta: