dumb stuff you've done while stoned

[sirsmokesalot]

i have a problem with keeping quiet when i eat. according to friends whenever i eat in a public place blazed i have a tendancy to exlaim just how good the meal is with a series of moans an exclemations. gotta work on tha...

sirsmokesalot Reviewed by sirsmokesalot on 05-02-2006. dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5

[kpqb8]

i thought iw as michael jordan once when i was stoned

[mastahaze]

once i was blazed off my ass off opium and weed, and me and my freind got picked up to go to his orthadontist. in the car ride we told his mom about this girl at are skool who loves hamburgers. his mom was like wtf and we were laughing our asses off and studering. wen we get to his orthadontist we went to the waiting room and the guyy next to us was ordering a hamburger for take out, so we started laughing our asses off. thenhis doctor calls him in and im left in the waiting room. so i got bored and sent him a billion txt messages saying "r u done yet". afterwords he told me he could hear me laughing in the other room. lmao

[8675309]

Smoked the filter of a cigarette.

[just me]

Look for food or drink I thought i'd just made not finding it and realise what I was looking for was something I made on the previous day then try to remember what I was actually looking for.

[RatedR]

One time me and my friends were high in front of his parents. And we saw a moth and somehow it ended up in a discussion on what the nest the catepillar's live in why they're evolving.


BTW the answer is a Cocoon and a Crystallis(sp?)

[Hempamasta]

Had to do a photography prject so went into the park with my camera and smoked a few bowls. Go to devlop them and almost all of the are extreme close ups of rocks that I didnt remember taking.

ROFL that's hilarious. I remember one time I had just got through smoking a few bowls out of my pipe in my dorm room, and I started to get kind of hungry.. so I was looking through my stuff, and it was sorta dark in the room b/c I just left the lights off b/c it's more relaxing that way... so I like, pick up my toothpaste and I'm like, turning it over and over in my hands, thinking it's like a candy bar or something.. and then I'm like.. "Oh wait.. It's toothpaste."

[surfingdwedge]

Got REALLY high on weed and bars, went into my living room and layed on the floor observing the marble tile and all the little designs. They were moving around like lava and stuff and it was cool. So i lay there for an hour, and i even imagine going on a journy through a lava tunnel or something, its hard to explain. So my mom walks in and is like what are you doing. and im like, just looking at the lava and shes like wut and i was like oh the tile. : ]. wow.


One time my friends and i got really stoned and decided to play xbox and make egos. so to be more "efficient" in making the egos, i bring the toaster to my room and start toasting lots of egos. a few minutes later the fire alarm goes off and we ignore it for a while, then we realize oh shit it will wake up my parents and we are laughing while waving towels n shit right at the alarm. hahaha. next mornign we were like fuck dood we coulda been caught.

[singingbowl420]

lol well I have a few stories

one time while me and all of my friends were smoking in the woods next to a HUGE bonfire...some one threw our ONLY lighter in the fire and when it came time to smoke again we noticed we didnt have a lighter so I leaned up to the flame and lit my blunt and then a few seconds later my friends started beating my head...I was SOOOOOO confused....and then I found out my hat had caught on fire when I lit the blunt...can you say too high?

anouther story is I was playing with a Zippo lighter and I lit a joint off of it and just kept playing with it...well my friend called me and I put the zippo down and went and talked to him for a while when I came back the lighter was still going....so I tried to grab it and it burned my hand so hardcore...a few days later I opened it back up and noticed that the metal around the wick had melted...very hot

I dont know why all my stoner stories have fire involved....I guess I am just a bit of a pyro

[kush07]

I have a semi-good story.

One time me and my friend and his girlfriend were going out to get some munchies after smoking a few bowls. We are sitting in traffic and decide to light up a blunt we rolled earlier. We smoked about half of it before traffic cleared and we were able to pull into a Taco Bell. We order our food acting normal as can be while still toking. Upon pulling up to the window my friend had just taken a huge hit. Knowing this he tried to hold his breath and act normal. Well, he couldn't do so. He held his breath as best he could but air prevailed. He blew a huge ass cloud into Taco Bell and then burned the tires to get away. Me and his girlfriend just looked at each other and hoped a pig wasn't close by. In the end, the food tasted great.:rasta: