Clean piss, not an option. All my friends who would agree to it are dirty themselves.

Although this girl who likes me once suckered her boyfriend for doing it, but I turned him down. I just don't want to have a condom full of piss taped to my leg for an hour or so.

Thanks for the link on the fruit pectin, whoever gave it to me. It just so happens that, once upon a time, my mother made jalepeno jelly and still has plenty of pectin left (a few ounces) so I'll just do that day of, and I'll chew up a couple multivitamins a few hours before to make my piss yellow.

Wish me luck?