HELP ME GOD!

[bayareapothead5]

Some guy died a few years ago because on his 21st bday he tried to be safe and drink 21 gallons of water instead of 21 shots of alchohol...aint that a bitch.oh by the way i think he got through somethin like 13 gallons then died from drowning himself to death.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Too late for the bleach...I added a bit with my morning soda. I'm still alive so...whatever...I'm also drinking 2 gallons of water a day like I do in the summer and am pissing clear (and extremely full bladders) every hour. Any more tips?

[ERBA]

lmao. wow, i never knew that. lol. How much would you need to drink?

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/42/1671_51282.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...iz/3044502.stm

[smitty420]

have a clean friend piss in a condom bring mini scissors and cut the tip off and walla u have a clean piss test

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Clean piss, not an option. All my friends who would agree to it are dirty themselves.

Although this girl who likes me once suckered her boyfriend for doing it, but I turned him down. I just don't want to have a condom full of piss taped to my leg for an hour or so.

Thanks for the link on the fruit pectin, whoever gave it to me. It just so happens that, once upon a time, my mother made jalepeno jelly and still has plenty of pectin left (a few ounces) so I'll just do that day of, and I'll chew up a couple multivitamins a few hours before to make my piss yellow.

Wish me luck?