I've been fired for a few things.

A few times, I got fired for calling in sick too many times.

A few times the job just wasn't working out. I wasn't enjoying it, giving it my all, nor I cared, so I have lost jobs due to that.

I sometimes didn't get along with my bosses. I have been fired once for flipping out on my boss because he demanded to see my friends funeral write up in the newspaper...in another city. I tossed my hardhat at him, called him a fag, and stormed off. He was yelling at me the whole walk down the stairs.

I once got fired for spilling a huge wood load of lumber on the street with a forklift. I said I could drive one, I lied. Whoops!