i was working as a laborer for a big masonry company. we were building a huge 5 story dormitory at the university. towards the end of the job the bossman realized he had about 5 or 6 extra tons of bricks(one ton fits on a palate) and nominated me to be the one to drive his truck back and forth to the concrete company(where they bought the bricks) to return them.

so the forklift loads them up and im on my way. what a perfect chance to smoke a bowl since i loved to smoke weed at work whenever i got the chance. so i smoke a bowl and im driving down the road. i had told my boss i knew how to find the place but ill be damned if i could. so i stopped and asked for directions.

on my way again and i forgot i had a on ton of bricks on the back and took a turn too fast. they load shifted and bricks went fling into the intersection.the right rear part of the truck was about 6 inches of the ground and the left front tire was a foot or 2 off the ground. it looked like i had hit the switch on a low low and was cruisin.

fortunately for me i passed by another site where our company as working. the look on those guys faces when i pulled up was priceless but my boss fired my ass. that work was killing me anyway so i didnt mind.
rhino44 Reviewed by rhino44 on . what were you fired for? was it smoking pot in the bathroom at your break? or did you just not come back when you were done? I got fired for giving insufficient notice of absense. Now you: Rating: 5