ive never been fired
but once when i was 18
i was working as a security guard
at a bingo game.i had never seen
bingo being played.all the old people
had cash lots of cash.there was a full
room of money and i was in charge.
i made a call from the payphone and
a few minutes later the place was robbed.
i was unarmed so couldnt do much but laugh
when my boss rolled up to see what happened
i told him the job was too dangerous and i quit
he gave me my money and i split home to collect
the big loot.i dont know how much was taken
but i got a sufficient amount