I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be